Jan 9 2025
This is my introduction paragraph, representing how serious I am about learning this silly essay structure, as I must be to attend this essay-writing class. Don’t worry, I won’t forget the conclusion either.
This is my first body paragraph. I believe we had three of these when I went to elementary school. That means I must come up with three reasons to attend. Well, my first one is that I’m a writer. That means I must complete this class to attend others by my interest. That leads into my second body paragraph.
This class is a prerequisite for others. I’m going to be taking it anyway, so why not now? I am kind of bored after all. Oops, wasted my planned third body paragraph. I was even going to say something about how I remember you could become the class example if you used an example, for which I was going to provide an anecdote of me saying in class today that I was getting bored at home.
It’s okay and even good that I wasted an idea by not spamming it into a separate paragraph, because I remembered another idea. My dad was saying two hours ago that he talked to the staff and was confused why they were so hesitant to sell him the product that they had recommended (I placed into ENG99 specifically). He says he’s never seen a company like this before.
In conclusion, I want to attend this class (oh wait, I already went to it today), and I hope this thoughtful and even contemplative (this is the part where I repeat the same word twice and look like I used a thesaurus, because I get points for vocabulary — but then again, they’d deduct for repeating yourself anywhere other than the introduction and conclusion… it’s a tough one) essay suffices.
Thank you,
Valeria
(Wow, an essay inside of a business email! I wish my teachers could see me now…)
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